A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
Evan Esar
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
Evan Esar
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
Evan Esar
A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.
Evan Esar
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Evan Esar
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
Evan Esar
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Evan Esar
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Evan Esar
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Evan Esar
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Evan Esar
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
Evan Esar
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