Charlie Sheen

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.
Charlie Sheen

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
Charlie Sheen

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.
Charlie Sheen

I have one speed, I have one gear: go!
Charlie Sheen

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.
Charlie Sheen

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
Charlie Sheen

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.
Charlie Sheen

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.
Charlie Sheen

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.
Charlie Sheen

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.
Charlie Sheen

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
Charlie Sheen

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.
Charlie Sheen

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.
Charlie Sheen

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.
Charlie Sheen

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
Charlie Sheen

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?
Charlie Sheen

I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.
Charlie Sheen

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
Charlie Sheen